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  • Thanksgiving Jokes: Funny Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

    Arnie Lightning

    eBook (Hey Sup Bye Publishing, July 21, 2014)
    Funny and Hilarious Thanksgiving Jokes for KidsJoke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in storytelling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean Thanksgiving jokes for children.Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about Thanksgiving. With silly jokes and cute illustrations, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. Also available in audiobook and paperback book formats!Funny Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)Excellent for early and beginning readersLots of fun and entertainment for your childFood maze puzzle includedGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudCute and Hilarious Jokes About Thanksgiving! This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Funny jokes from this Thanksgiving book...Q: What is black and white and red all over?A: A pilgrim with poison ivy!• • •Q: What is the best thing to put in a pumpkin pie?A: Your teeth!• • •Q: What is purple and blue and has a lot of feathers?A: A turkey holding its breath for too long!• • •Q: What bird has wings but cannot fly?A: A roasted turkey!• • •This funny joke book is full of turkey, Indians, Pilgrims and other hilarious Thanksgiving jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about Thanksgiving will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!
  • Thanksgiving Jokes: Funny Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

    Johnny B. Laughing

    language (Hey Sup Bye Publishing, Oct. 6, 2014)
    Funny Thanksgiving Jokes for KidsMakes a perfect gift or stocking stuffer for kids that love jokes!Johnny B. Laughing provides children with lots of fun and laughter with his hilarious and silly jokes. Young readers will have a blast sharing this revised collection of classic Thanksgiving and holiday jokes with their friends and family! This children's joke book will have youngsters rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child. Inside you will find silly and corny riddles and jokes. Lots of moaners and groaners in this hilarious Thanksgiving joke collection.Makes a wonderful gift for silly kids and joke lovers. Also available in paperback and audiobook formats!Funny and hilarious holiday jokesMakes the perfect gift or stocking stufferLots of silly fun and laughterFrom the book...Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?A: They saw the turkey dressing!♦ ♦ ♦Q: What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?A: Your teeth!♦ ♦ ♦Q: Who is never hungry at Thanksgiving?A: The turkey because he is always stuffed!Funny and hilarious Thanksgiving jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults!The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing, is back with another worldwide mega-bestseller. He decided to remaster all of his joke books and recreate and update them all with even more funny and silly jokes for you to enjoy. The Joke King's collection makes a perfect gift for early and beginner readers, kids ages 6-10 (and up), and even makes a few silly adults chuckle every now and then. These jokes are perfect for text messages, status updates, and a few funny laughs in between. Makes a perfect birthday gift or stocking stuffer for kids. Share a laugh today!Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!
  • Thanksgiving Jokes

    LOL Funny Jokes Club, Ryan Sitzberger

    Audiobook (LOL Funny Jokes Club, Nov. 2, 2017)
    This hilarious audiobook is great for long trips, waiting rooms, and listening aloud at home with friends and family! Funny Thanksgiving jokes for kids Cute and silly jokes to keep kids entertained Hilarious jokes, puns, comedy, and Halloween humor Excellent for text messages and funny status updates Share a funny joke with a friend today! With this awesome collection of funny Thanksgiving jokes and holiday humor you can make everyone laugh! Q: What’s the difference between Halloween and Thanksgiving? A: One has goblins and one has gobblers! Q: What did the math teacher bring to the Thanksgiving meal? A: Pumpkin pi! Q: What was the turkey’s ring tone? A: Wing! Wing! Q: What was the turkey’s favorite dessert? A: Blueberry gobbler! Scroll up and click "buy" to start laughing now!
  • Thanksgiving Thief

    Carolyn Keene, Macky Pamintuan

    Paperback (Aladdin, Sept. 9, 2008)
    Wild turkeys are running loose in River Heights! Can the Clue Crew round them up before they ruin the Thanksgiving feast?River Heights Elementary School is having a Thanksgiving pageant, and Nancy, Bess, and George want to dress up as Native Americans! But when the town starts preparing for Thanksgiving dinner, the girls end up smelling a mystery instead of turkey. As Thanksgiving food around town starts to disappear, the Clue Crew realizes that someone is trying to destroy the holiday! Can the Crew catch these birdbrained bandits? Or will Thanksgiving dinner be a recipe for disaster?
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  • Thanksgiving Is . . .

    Gail Gibbons

    Paperback (Holiday House, Oct. 1, 2005)
    Thanksgiving is... A holiday for gratitude. It is turkey, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie. It is a time to celebrate and share with family and friends.Explaining the roots of our familiar fall holiday in ancient harvest celebrations, Gail Gibbons' clear, kid-friendly language is accompanied by colorful watercolor illustrations. The story of the Pilgrims' journey and first Thanksgiving feast is retold, as well as the history of Thanksgiving as a national holiday, and the traditions and celebrations that have developed over the years. Thanksgiving Is. . . is a perfect introduction to early American history, and a fun autumn holiday from a children's nonfiction master.
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  • Thanksgiving Is . . .

    Gail Gibbons

    Hardcover (Holiday House, Sept. 1, 2004)
    Thanksgiving is turkey, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie. It is parades with giant balloons. It is a holiday for remembering the Pilgrims and the Indians they met. Most of all, it is a time to share with family and friends, and a time to give thanks for many blessings.
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  • Thanksgiving Day

    Anne Rockwell, Lizzy Rockwell

    Audio Cassette (Scholastic Inc, Aug. 16, 2000)
    After listening to their teacher read a book about the first Thanksgiving, these students put on a play. From the tired Pilgrims making their way in a new land to the Wampanoag who greeted them kindly, each student has a role to play and a reason to be thankful. With its beautiful pictures and accurate depiction of events, this is a great way to introduce children to the meaning behind our Thanksgiving celebrations. Readers will find out the origin of the turkey, cornbread, and cranberry sauce that are part of the modern Thanksgiving meal, and why many people invite family, friends, and neighbors to share their feast. This is an informative and inspiring story that's a great choice for reading during the holidays.
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  • Thanksgiving Thief

    Carolyn Keene, Macky Pamintuan

    language (Aladdin, April 17, 2012)
    Wild turkeys are running loose in River Heights! Can the Clue Crew round them up before they ruin the Thanksgiving feast?River Heights Elementary School is having a Thanksgiving pageant, and Nancy, Bess, and George want to dress up as Native Americans! But when the town starts preparing for Thanksgiving dinner, the girls end up smelling a mystery instead of turkey. As Thanksgiving food around town starts to disappear, the Clue Crew realizes that someone is trying to destroy the holiday! Can the Crew catch these birdbrained bandits? Or will Thanksgiving dinner be a recipe for disaster?
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  • Thanksgiving Jokes: Funny Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

    Uncle Amon, Wes Super, Hey Sup Bye Publishing

    Audiobook (Hey Sup Bye Publishing, Sept. 28, 2017)
    Funny and hilarious Thanksgiving jokes for kids! Joke-telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about turkeys and Thanksgiving. This audiobook is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and listening at home. Jokes from this funny book.... Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove that he wasn't a chicken! Ha ha! Q: Who is never hungry at Thanksgiving? A: The turkey, because he is always stuffed! LOL! Q: Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? A: They needed another excuse to watch football! Ha ha! Q: Did you hear about the confused turkey? A: He was looking forward to Thanksgiving! 40+ funny Thanksgiving jokes Also included - Thanksgiving knock-knock jokes Hours of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, etc. This funny joke book is full of funny Thanksgiving jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about turkeys, Indians, pilgrims, and other Thanksgiving stuff will have you laughing for hours.
  • Thanksgiving Rules

    Laurie Friedman, Teresa Murfin

    eBook (Carolrhoda Books ®, Jan. 1, 2014)
    Percy Isaac Gifford's Official Thanksgiving Decree: I officially command you to eat EVERYTHING you see! Percy knows just what to do to get the most out of this delicious holiday. And so will you if you follow his ten simple rules. From "the early bird gets the turkey" to "life is sweeter when you eat sweets," his rules will help you eat your way through the big meal. But is there more to Thanksgiving than stuffed turkey and sweet potatoes with marshmallows? See how Percy discovers the true recipe for a perfect Thanksgiving holiday.
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  • Thanksgiving Jokes: Funny Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

    Johnny B. Laughing, Ryan Sitzberger, Hey Sup Bye Publishing

    Audiobook (Hey Sup Bye Publishing, Oct. 13, 2017)
    Johnny B. Laughing is back with another hilarious joke book filled with silly and corny holiday Thanksgiving jokes for kids! Children will be rolling on the floor laughing at these fun-filled jokes and riddles about Thanksgiving. This audiobook is perfect for long trips, waiting rooms, and listening aloud at home with friends and family. Kid tested. Parent approved! Funny Thanksgiving jokes with lots of fun and entertainment for kids and children! Warning: This audiobook may cause hysterical laughing! From this funny joke book.... Q: Why did the cranberries turn red? A: They saw the turkey dressing! Ha ha! Q: What smells really good at Thanksgiving? A: Your nose! LOL! Q: What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? A: Your teeth! Ha ha! Q: Who is never hungry at Thanksgiving? A: The turkey because he is always stuffed! LOL! Your turkey friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing.
  • Thanksgiving Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids!

    Arnie Lightning, Wes Super, Hey Sup Bye Publishing

    Audiobook (Hey Sup Bye Publishing, Aug. 24, 2017)
    Funny Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke audiobook, full of clean Thanksgiving jokes for children. Kids and children can practice their listening and joke telling skills with this funny joke audiobook about Thanksgiving. With silly jokes, beginning and early listeners can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This audiobook is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and listening at home. Q: What is black and white and red all over? A: A pilgrim with poison ivy! HAHA! Q: What is the best thing to put in a pumpkin pie? A: Your teeth! LOL! Q: What is purple and blue and has a lot of feathers? A: A turkey holding its breath for too long! HAHA! Q: What bird has wings but cannot fly? A: A roasted turkey! LOL! This funny joke book is full of turkey, Indians, Pilgrims, and other hilarious Thanksgiving jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about Thanksgiving will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults.